[@Vashonn][@Spinosaurus][@FallenTrinity][@DJRaVeS][@Arkaotic][@Emuxe]

[i]To his utter surprise, Phill landed gracefully instead of splattering. He sprang into a triple somersault and landed on one foot, perfectly balanced. He hardly had time to consider that shit now though. He was in hell, and there were demons everywhere. Well, that had escalated quickly. Phil looked down at his body, gasping. He had become a total babe! In fact, he knew this bod. It belonged to Louise! Suddenly, a colossal demon charged at him from out of the horde, swinging a sword the size of a bus at him. With a shrill, girly scream, Phil turned invisible and leapt out of the way. The sword smashed a deep furrow in the ground, sinking into the charred rock up to the hilt. Damn. Phil scrambled to the beast's side, glancing down at his body again and wheezing with shock.[/i]

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[color=0072bc]"I can turn invisible too!? Sweet diabeetus, I'm like that naked blue chick from X-Men! Okay... Let's try THIS!! RAAWWR!"[/color]

[i]Phil became visible again, and by the time the colossal demon had noticed him it was too late. Phil had grown into a near perfect imitation of the colossal demon in under a second, his black rod growing in size with him. The only physical difference between the two was that Demon-Phil still bore his derpy beard and stained wifebeater. You know, so that his allies wouldn't accidently attack him. The colossal demon swung its burning whip at Phil, roaring loud enough to make the ground judder. Phil turned invisible again, and the whip hit nothing. The colossal demon spun around, swiping wildly and with much more speed than a creature of such size should have been able to.[/i]

[h1][color=ed1c24][b]"N E R D   R A G E!!"[/b][/color][/h1]

[i]Screaming out his attack, Phil brought the brunt of his giant iron staff crashing down onto the colossal demon's skull from behind. The beast was driven to its knees with earth shaking force, and before it could recover the staff then careened into the side of its skull with a resounding CRACK. Despite weighing hundreds of tons, the colossal demon tumbled head over heels before skidding to a stop, countless lesser demons having been crushed in the wake of its body.[/i]
[i]Phil turned off his invisibility and darted after the colossal demon, in moments planting his feet on either side of its head. The beast could only stare up in abject horror, too wounded from the blows to its head to move. It knew what was coming, and could do nothing to stop it.[/i]

[h1][color=ed1c24][b]"T E A   B A G!!"[/b][/color][/h1]

[i]Phil finished off the colossal demon by dropping all of his enormous weigh onto its face, his house-sized crotch leaving a bloody crater where its head had been.[/i]