[hider=Mrs. Pickles] Hero Name: Mrs. Pickles Hero Rank: C-Class, #388 Appearance: Mrs. Pickles is a 6'7" tall guy with messy blond hair and blue eyes. He is physically fit, but not overly muscular. Mrs. Pickles' costume consisted of whatever he is wearing and an old, blue cape made from a tattered blanket. The cape has a P on it made out of duck tape, and only falls to his waist. He's only recently made it. Name: Clarence Personality: Clarence likes to think things through before doing them, and excels at finding all the possible options. However, under pressure, he doesn't always pick the right one. He's very smart, and a border line genius, but not exactly the next Einstein. He's pretty unlucky, which leads to him being fairly pessimistic. He only really cares about his younger siblings, but even their importance occasionally comes in second place on Saturday nights, when Clarence goes out to drink. Then, alcohol is his only care until he drunkenly stumbles home. Brief History: The oldest of twelve children, 22 year old Clarence wasn't exactly living the good life. When he was twenty, the day before he was going to go to college (which they could barely afford at the time), Clarence's mother and father both died in a car crash. He stayed at home and provided for his eleven siblings, getting a job at a gas station, realizing this wasn't enough, Clarence hunted around for jobs. One night, a couple of weeks ago, Clarence got drunk and jokingly signed up for the hero program as Mrs. Pickles, the name of the deceased family cat. A couple of days later, at the exams, Clarence preformed decently in the physical exams. He did fairly well in the written exams though, not because he had the brain of a hero or agreed with everything that he said, but because he was pretty good at guessing what they wanted him to say. Now that he is a hero, he does it for the money and the money alone. He meets the quota for doing a heroic act each Friday and that's pretty much it, but if he sees an opportunity to do another one, he'll probably take it unless it seems too dangerous or he did something the day before. Since he's only been a hero for four weeks, these heroic acts have consisted of helping find a small child in a super market, getting a cat out of a tree, and helping two elderly women cross the street. His siblings don't even know he is a hero and he doesn't want to make them nervous, so he avoids telling them. Abilities: He's smart and stuff. Works out. Carries a hunting rifle and swiss army knife around, just in case. Can he do anything else? No. No he can't. But he's got the best motivator of all for doing this job. Money. Oh also, he took some boxing lessons from a family friend for a few months. I don't know if that's important. He wasn't bad at boxing, and basic punching and kicking is pretty much his fighting style. Skills/Combos: [u]Above Average Intelligence[/u] He's pretty smart. Plays a mean game of chess. [u]Sense of Humor[/u] He has a pretty good sense of humor. This actually helps him remain calm in even the most stressful of situations. [u]Probability Master[/u] Is very good at determining an events probability. To one decimal place. With a 2% margin of error. Usually. [u]Dental Knowledge[/u] Since Clarence always wanted to be a dentist, he knows a lot about teeth. Well, more than the next guy. [u]Knife to Meet You[/u] Clarence carries a swiss army knife in his pocket at all times. His dad gave it to him as a birthday present once. He modified it to have some other functions, but it primarily has a fork, spoon, corkscrew, scissors, bottle opener, screwdriver, light, cuticle pusher, magnifying glass, whistle, orange peeler, wire stripper, retractable pen, tweezers, and toothpick. There are three blades on it, one small, one large, and one serrated. [u]Decent Shot[/u] Decent shot with his dad's old hunting rifle. [u]Driving[/u] He drives the families only car, a blue minivan. He's a pretty good driver, if he does say so himself. And he does. [u]Mom's Enchanted Box[/u] A 1 x 1 x 1 wooden box that is apparently magical. He keeps it in his car, and each time it's opened, a random item comes out. However, Clarence has no control of what item comes out, making it pretty much useless. No, it doesn't have any pattern. No, it's not ever going to be helpful. Possible Goals?: Go to college and get enough money to provide for his eleven siblings: Carl (2), Cameron (4), Chris (6), Chuck (7), Collin and Cynthia (the twins, 10), Cecelia (11), Chloe (13), Courtney (15), Catherine (18), and Dave (19). Also, stay alive. Other: Has gotten a parking ticket and has been arrested once for public urination, so he doesn't really have a great reputation with the police. Oh, and he considers himself to be a functioning alcoholic. [/hider] [url=https://soundcloud.com/seven-deadly-squids/we-are-number-one-but-its-mrs-pickles-theme-song]THEME SONG :D[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/aMi8epE.png]Appearance[/url]