[i]Oh, come on! My plan worked too well![/i]

Mrs. Pickles did the only thing he could think of. He skirted out of the way, narrowly avoid the attack, and then laughed. 

"That's adorable! You're going to slam me into the ground with your little claw things! Pfft. I bet you you aliens think your so advanced. With your little claws and stuff. If you think we're pathetic apes... ha! We have to change our rules of fighting when aliens like you come to our world! In fact, we don't even bother sending out our best, heck, the most powerful warrior's probably watching you from a distance, giggling uncontrollably! How, you might ask? Invisibility, a word you probably can't even spell! Blowing up buildings like a child throwing a tantrum. [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/8465033636a05421bdb2dbff2f1e59ea/tumblr_ncbkfj2Vu21s8ouhxo1_500.gif]We have a much simpler way of determining the greatest warrior is.[/url] But there's no way you could figure out the rules, pathetic crustacean, they're probably too advanced for your kind."