"Oh come on! Why can't I do something like that?" grunted Mrs. Pickles. 

Wait. What was he talking about? This was perfect! [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u4ZBtFKsZM]*intense Anime music begins to play*[/url]

Mrs. Pickles grabbed his hunting rifle and aimed it at the gas station. It was the perfect shot! A well thought out, brilliant idea! [url=http://d3gbcblfj930tw.cloudfront.net/images/1361411/original/open-uri20140806-1183-o8ysmf]What could possibly go wrong?[/url] Plus, there's no way that Mrs Pickles could miss...

Wait... what? Mrs. Pickles missed!?! What a lousy shot! Instead, the cursing Mrs. Pickles had hit some food in the store... which knocked over some shelves... which knocked over several bottles of soda... which flew all over the gas station, even out of it's front door and broken window. And then, suddenly countless bottles of soda were exploding around Captain Crab Cakes.

Soon, the alien was covered in sugary liquids.

Mrs. Pickles decided that this would have to serve as a distraction for now, and it at least put out some fires around the alien. Then, he got back onto the elevator, which was still playing [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0xVLGssnwU]elevator music.[/url]