[@AdobeFlash]Heyo! I just finished my character sheet. Here's a gross little addition to the lab. Just tell me if I need to fix anything.

[center][color=808000][h1][b]Bobular the Miserable[/b][/h1][/color][/center]
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[center][i]"Hey...Is it normal to feel excrutiating abominal pain everything you realize you're alive? No? Ohh... Is this quote getting too long? Ohh... sigh."[/i][/center]
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[color=808000][b]Personality:[/b][/color] This sad monstrosity is awkward, glum, and gloomy. He’s overly disappointed with everything, to the point others can feel dismal as well. Bobular constantly groans or moans, anguished by the daily excruciation he undergoes due to being alive... He sure is a depressing sight. Pretty ugly too. Yeesh... Well, he is also pretty loyal to the laboratory. Really obedient and devoted... But yeesh. He’s such a bummer to be around...

[color=808000][b]History:[/b][/color] There are reasons you don’t blend wheat grass, super glue, crushed skeletal remains, and dark matter together. Because you get this miserable buffoon.

Bobular was the product of one of the lab’s “top-notch” “scientific” experiments. Well really, it was really just an excuse to shove random shit in a blender and have an experience to laugh about later on. The experiment somehow created life instead, giving birth to this sappy mess, Bobular, the sentient compilation of junk.

Bobular has always been a nuisance at the lab. His whining, depressing aura, and general ugliness has forced lab employees to perform multiple attempts to murder, torture, and disintegrate the abomination. Despite all attempts, the wretched being somehow always manages reappear and return to the lab completely undamaged.

No one is really sure what to do with Bobular. He’s been accepted as a natural part of the lab, and is normally just ignored or used as a testing dummy due to his regenerative abilities/immortality. He’s pretty much a part of the team.

[color=808000][b]Interesting Physical Traits:[/b][/color] He’s a green hairy blob. That’s interesting right? [i] pitiful shrug [/i]

[color=808000][b]Items:[/b][/color] Bobular has an assortment of objects floating within his wheatgrass sludge. Nails, temporal rifts, batteries, nachos, whatever you can think of, you can find inside him... IF you’re brave enough to put your hand in his moist fluids…