"a tiny broom takes over the world with a [s]drying[/s] frying pan"
no? ok lmao i loved this one
so in more seriousness i have something:
1) In a world called X, food eats humans not backwards, pigeons give food to passing humans and pillows have "pillowfights" by throwing humans at each other. humans are much tinier here, and they all train for 10 years with the help of Internet explorer and a snail how to become strong and beat up food, pigeons and pillows. One day a cute loli gets called in a dark alley and a shady dude turns her into a magical boy (wow) and she goes pow pow on the stuff.
idk why i said "1)" since i knew im too lazy to write one more lmao
was it cringy/mind blowing enugh? ;; [@NekoMizu] i mean, it's nothing to jenga maymay