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[color=F7923A]Level 1
Day One, Evening
Tetris Castle Reception
Interaction: [@Aether Spawn] (Regular) [@Loki Odinson] [@Holy Soldier] (Primary Targets), [b]Everyone Else[/b] (Targets)
Mention: [@Lmpkio] [@Hylozoist] and [b]Everyone Else[/b][/color][/center]

Gordon was taken by surprise at the sudden appearance of the armoured man. He spoke with a southern accent and introduced himself as  Gunnery Sergeant Buck. He asked Gordon if he knew any good recipes of war, to which he shook his head. Gordon didn't know how to cook; he ruined everything he made. He even blew up a microwave casserole back at Black Mesa. Buck began setting up defences and made the area the pair was hiding behind into a makeshift fort. Then, he sprang into action, picking up several pies and deviled eggs and sending them hurtling towards Mario and everyone else. He followed this by tossing a knife at the pies, causing them to split open and rain some lemon filling.

Freeman took a moment to pop his head out of cover, and saw a rather large ball of bread hurtling right towards him. Reflexes kicking in, he caught the yeasty projectile right before it hit with his Gravity Gun, then returned it to its sender by using the primary fire of his repurposed heavy lifting tool.

Okay, now it was on. Gordon wanted to simply remain neutral, but [i]refused[/i] to stand idly at an act of war. And that was one such act that was unforgivable.

Standing up, he levitated a tray of fruit tarts towards him, then punted it with his equipped weapon. The tray flew into the air, making it rain the deadly deliciousness onto everyone in the immediate area. He followed by activating his Long Jump Module to jump to the emptier far side of the room. Landing on his feet, he spun around and punted several cakes at Mario in rapid succession, before ducking back into cover.

In a time like this, Gordon needed allies. He considered Buck one, since he jumped into cover with him and took the time to introduce himself, before going on the offensive. Samus was a good choice as well. She was more or less the first person he interacted with, and Mario had attacked her, making him the prime target as he was the one who started this whole thing. The weird eaty thing had apparently been hit by a slice of Buck's cake and he/she/attack helicopter was on the floor, pretending to be bleeding out. That probably meant he/she/Chinese was out of the fight. Gordon felt his palm meet his face. Why was he thinking like he was on the battlefields of the Uprising when this was just a food fight?