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[center][color=ed1c24][b]Level:[/b][/color] 1
[color=ed1c24][b]Day/Time:[/b][/color] Day One; Evening
[color=ed1c24][b]Location:[/b][/color] Tetris Castle Reception Hall
[color=ed1c24][b]Tag:[/b][/color] [@Hostile][@Lmpkio][@Bright_Ops] [color=0072bc][b]Mention:[/b][/color] Everyone Else[/center]


After launching the table at Freeman with an overjoyed smile, the expression immediately fled from his face when he realized that he had nearly flattened the physicist with the table. Mario paled in shock and was relieved when the man managed to dodge out of the way. Blushing, he rubbed the back of his neck as he waved at Freeman apologetically.

[color=0072bc][b]“Whoops.”[/b][/color]

Right after, Freeman retaliated with a scatter shot of wedding cake. Mario, still wielding his trusty turkey bat, sliced through one of the cake missiles with it. Mario scowled, realizing some sort of trend was happening. Why was everyone attacking him? Were they all haters? His suspicions were worsened when he noticed a flying object out of the corner of his eye. Mario thrust his arms forward and thrust his hips back, bending into a “C” to dodge a turkey leg that soared passed his mid-section.

[color=ed1c24][i]Another turkey leg?[/i][/color] he thought, before his eyes rolled over to see Luigi standing next to [s]crush[/s]Samus. Were they teaming up? Mario stared at the exchange between them. They were across the room and it was too difficult to make out exactly what they were saying, but he could tell by the smirk on her face that it was exactly what he had feared. [color=ed1c24][i]That son ova’ bitch! Trynna’ steal my woman!?[/i][/color]

Mario’s grip tightened on the bone of the turkey leg as a hard frown turned his lips. Luigi knew that he had liked Samus, but between the two of them, he actually had the balls to make it known to her unlike him. An envious flame appeared within Mario’s blue eyes as he thought, [color=ed1c24][i]This means war![/i][/color]

Seeing Samus put her helmet on to hide her beauty was icing on the cake. Luigi ruins everything! The bounty hunter directed her cannon at him and Mario grasped the turkey bat with both hands, knocking the end of it against the floor before he raised it into a batter’s stance.

[color=0072bc][b]“Bring it! I’ll take both of you on!”[/b][/color] Mario angrily bellowed. As she started firing oranges, Mario rapidly struck and punted each orange back at her and Luigi.