[quote=@FantasyChic]
[@Tyler] Then you're a loser and will probably die alone...

Happy Holidays!
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Prophet! Thing of evil! Prophet still, if bird or devil!

[quote=@Lord Wraith]
<Snipped quote by Tyler>

Maybe buy a cat? 
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I really want one, but I'm locked in internal conflict. Which do I want more: to project human emotions onto a captive animal in order to escape the bitter grasp of my own isolation and fabricate an artificial sense of belonging? Or do I want to keep my leather furniture free of claw marks? Decisions, decisions.