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[centre]I don't normally do my marching in the 1 on 1 boards but I figured that you're if in the town there's no reason not to walk along every street. I got hairs on my chin, my chest, my ears and my eyes. Ignoring my, motherfucking. yeti legacy I'm an adult. All grown and eaten my vegetables.


I can't rap out roles with people that I ain't, motherfucking. chilling and spilling the wicked words with, so if you want a silent solution to the problem of solo tooting then I ain't your wired wanderer. If you're looking to chillax harder than a hippie that fell out of his ship in an expedition to the south pole then grab you're wallet, sister. Because I'm motherfucking, product and parcel. 


Some of my online orators say that I like to use my mouth muscle to try and play musical flutes on, motherfucking. the keyboard. Some like it and some don't. Some of my kindreds ears ain't too tuned to the leap of language that stampede out every now and then. I'm, motherfucking. ok with extrapolation the exposition for you if you're having more pain than a loyal PC user who found out his school uss only, motherfucking. macs getting what I'm saying. Just clap.



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[b]Eggs

salami

pizza

Rule 1:[/b] I like my people in private to be 18 plus. It ain't, motherfucking. a felony on the free folk that go under the bracket it's just that I don't want to play rib cage symphony when the batons walk about with laws behind their back more numerous than a lazy porn stars STD's. Paranoid, yeah. But I find it hard to chill, when RPs hit dubious ground.


[b]Remember to pick lacy up

Rule 2:[/b] I ain't all callous to my fellow fetish farmers but I save loving for love. Maybe that's all, motherfucking. pixel castles and knights and assholes but that's just my mac speed.

[b]Rule 3:[/b] I'm played most forms of RP. I'm cool with whatever you got from dark an dirty street towns with folks more feral than a zoo on vaccine day. I've done some romance and unhealthy relationships. So, put down your plots and shoot, kindred. I'm open.

[b]rule 4:[/b] I don't like to play as preset characters, even cast from other fandoms. I don't normally play puppeteer either with multi-charactering but I'm willing to prepare some string for that if need be.

[b]Remember to go on that cosmic quest to kill the king of calamity and crabs on the elatra dimension[/b]


[b]Do math homework[/b]

[b]Rule 5:[/b] I pretty much expect 2 paragraphs standards for posting. I ain't all creed and code on, motherfucking. this collab of rules. You can go under 2 paragraphs if it makes sense. Like..just nodding back a guy. This ain't yoga, you ain't got to stretch. I also like to stay under certain paragraphs-like 7/8- but I'm flex on that too.

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If you feeling my fiasco and wanna trumpet the band, come on down to my PM box and take your concepts out your socks. If you wanna negotiate some shit I said here, I'm always ears and eyes out for some change and shimmer from the preset.


Oh, and key motto for when with me

No rush, no obligation.


I ain't into stress test and playing punch the person. I won't rush shit, this isn't the sewage department. We can do jack and motherfucking. just play freezer with some good old OOC chatter. I'm always open to talk and telecommute with a fellow kindred.

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