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Skip, skip, skippidy skip, the clown dressed deity danced around the mysterious forest, seemingly eluding the law of gravity. His skipping was light and the falling motion gave the impression that he was moon walking, literally. A clown skipping through a dangerous forest, landing in slow motion after every jump. A strange sight indeed.

Now the reason he visited the forest, sight seeing of course. The Glow Wood was rumored to be one of the most awesome locations in the world. Well he didn't need any rumour for that as he had seen the forest many times in his life and even saw it before it became the wonder that it was today. Still, it wasn't that much of a sight in his opinion, nothing could compare to the sight of a large scale war where blood, body parts and other stuff flew around like party poppers. So the real reason he visited? He sensed a huge ordeal coming, many factions and individuals were on the move, big things were bound to happen and he would burn in hell if he didn't witness them. But for now, he had to gather some snacks in preparation of the show. What would it be...

[b]*Fingersnap*[/b]
[color=8B008B]"SNAKES! Fried, crispy, delicious snakes dipped in deadly venom!"[/color]
Now he was effortlessly floating around, close to the ground in a face up lying position, a fantasy bubble "clearly visible" showing him diving in a crispy snake all you can eat ocean. Reaching for the bubble...nope, this harsh reality that separated him from his snackes. Slapping himself with both hands a little, he got out of trance and started working on snake gathering. 

Floating face down, very close to the earth and with lightning fast reflexes he catched about a dozen in 2 minutes. Where would be put them? And that question was answered by the conjuring of a bag. 20 more minutes of gathering passed, the job leading him closer and closer to a big den?, it seemed. One thing was for certain, he would soon get in the middle of the largest snake flux part of the forest, and he had hand fried and eaten 2/3 of all the snackes he had gathered. 

He really had to stop eating more than gathering.
[color=8B008B]"Conservation is key in this line of work!"[/color]- he talked with a mouthful of crispy snakes.