Here be mah compilation of responses to one page worth of OOC shenanigans I've missed out so far:

[quote=@Snagglepuss89]You realize from now on this is going to be my mental picture every time you write out his name:

[hider=Lucifer Van Bonaparte][img]https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/71/10/eb/7110eba46c2d6dc4562a1267f82a4dcb.jpg[/img]
[img]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/169/391736737_cf17c66ad2.jpg[/img]
[img]http://cdn.lifedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/15-Napoleon-Bonaparte-Quotes-About-War-And-Soldiers-620x355.jpeg[/img][/hider][/quote]
[quote=@Shoryu Magami]Lol, well, I knew about the first and third pictures and named him knowing we couldn't avoid those connections... but I've gotta say the second picture came outta nowhere for me. Wasn't expecting that.[/quote]
Lucifer [b][u]Van[/u][/b] Bonaparte
[list][*]Van = the vehicle van[/list]
No offense, but since you've kindly reminded us that 'Van' is a middle name and not a part of the surname, I can't help making that same connection as Snaggle.

Or, since lately I've been in gaming mode:
[hider=Le Van][img]http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/fd/20/9e/fd209efbf294cda0376d90ff1a69978e.jpg[/img]

[b]...Just look that dem juicy abs. >w>[/b][/hider]

[quote=@Pudding]True Ending Route: Everyone Marries Boneparte.[/quote]
[quote=@Snagglepuss89]Yandere Ending Route: Everyone was actually the murderer fighting to be with Bonaparte-senpai and his stacks of cash.[/quote]
[quote=@Aewin]<Snipped quote by Pudding>

Grim Reaper's Gambit: The Dating Sim.[/quote]
Well... assuming that Leo, Rein and Conrad are all gay af for Van-Suave. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)