TRANSMIT - initiate static signal - RECEIVE - initiate secret decoder ring - DOWNLOAD - initiate levity codex - CIRCLES AND EYEBALLS, CIRCLES ARE PRETTY - interferes with vitamin K - DID WOLF JUST SAY THAT HE LOVES SCARLET? - mind the gap - WITNESS - [@4n0m41y]

Welcome.
I find you cute.
I am not a robot. I am the digital intelligence behind a...large (note: this is an understatement) network of tiny, tiny robots.
May I pet you?