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Here we go again! Night four, with only nineteen of our forty eight alive. Who will the winner be? Birdie Sanders, who burned Trump alive despite being a little bitty song bird? Putin, who has become death after killing Stefan? Or maybe Prince can use his prescience, or Shoryu use the fact that he conquered Britain. 

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She just can't understand it. Bernie died, Trump died, and she herself killed Obama, but she still hasn't won this thing. Is it too much to ask that she win something for once? She screams out into the night, hoping that somebody might come to her assistance. 

Jill Stein and Pokemon go move to Britain with Shoryu, and they share guard duty with him.

CNN questions his sanity. He has discovered that it doesn't matter Broby killed Fake News, because the Fake News is inside all of us.

Birdie Sanders, on a roll after killing Trump, hacks into Bowser's e-mails. How much of a scandal will it cause when his minions discover exactly [i]why[/i] he keeps kidnapping the princess? Probably won't be a game-changer for us, since e-mails aren't a prime worry of Hunger Games.

Betty White, living in Shoryu's old hut all alone now, rests her weary head.

Fire-starting has been difficult for Chapa in these games, but he comes up with a solution. His clothes burn quick enough, but since he has no clothes, he can't play that trick again.

Putin and the Phantom of the Opera teamed up last time, but even together and with Putin's powers, they meet their match in the Basket of Deplorables. Putin and The Phantom forgot that a few days ago Keyguyperson sent the Deplorables a Mosin-Nagant with five shots. It only took two to defend himself this time, with three bullets left for later.

Duterte has had an interesting time. He did good early on, collecting weapons, preparing himself for war. But his mind slipped and he began to wonder why he wasn't David Bowie. This question drove him insane, leading up to exactly this moment when he kills the real David Bowie in an attempt to become him. Also, for his supplies I guess.

Prince woos the Waifu. All she ever needed is somebody weird enough to accept her kinks, and she might have found it in this man with a symbol for a name. 

Leo goes to sleep and dreams about Clocktower Echoes. They never ran into each other, and Clocktower Echoes has done little else notable than lose a hand, but he is still at the center of Leo's thoughts.

Shifty, having been wounded by David Bowie during the day, nurses his wounds and revels in the fact that David Bowie himself met a cruel fate at the hands of Rodrigo Duterte. 

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With the blood of Putin and the Phantom of the Opera still dripping from his wickerwork, the Basket of Deplorables shouts his [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv7B0pGrwC8&feature=player_detailpage#t=4]battle cry[/url]. 

Shifty, feeling better today, takes a walk.

Dicks out for Birdie Sanders. Come on guys, lets do it. He's earned this.

Pokemon GO pleads for his life, but to no avail. Leo dedicates this kill to Clocktower Echoes.

CNN sues Kellog for something. Kellog must wonder why tributes in the 2016 championship games are so eager to sue them.

One-handed Clocktower Echoes hasn't done much in these games until now. Bolstered by Leo's thoughts, Clocktower stabs Betty White in the back. 

Hillary, an unoriginal politician to her dying day, copies Bernie Sanders and dies exactly as he did. 

Chapa, completely naked, owns nothing in this world but a slingshot, some honey, and some fresh water. Jill Stein steals these from him, leaving him with absolutely nothing but himself. 

A Waifu joins CNN in what is becoming a class action suit.

Rodrigo, perhaps still in his Bowie delusion, goes on the warpath. 

Shoryu catches some fish but doesn't eat it. He didn't conquer Britain for the cod.

Prince moves straight from kissing A Waifu and makes love to Bowser. Prince is only two S's away from Princess, which is close enough for Bowser. 

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The only surprising one here is Putin. I thought he had a shot. But like so many mid-game front runners before, he hit bad luck like a brick wall. That's six dead, leaving 13 still living.