[quote=@Lawful Newtral]
HAH! Turtles? The proud warrior spirits of old only possess great mighty things! But only up to fifteen minutes because few vessels are strong enough to contain their MANLY POWER.
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Woah, woah, woah!

[img]https://matadornetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/20100621-AlaskanDude5.jpg[/img]

Stop right there.

You can't tell me this doesn't inspire the hearts of even the most ancient spirits:

[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8JuJ0J1dDC4/UksTEA-N40I/AAAAAAAAAEc/DbPva8cbDEE/s1600/Turtle%2Brider.png[/img]

Behold, peasant, the great power of turtle!