A large swamp monster ([@Travesty]) entered the bar with a gait and a thick air of confusion. He sat at the bar and asked about the obvious questions pestering him, as well as a pint of ale. Zzubus slid a glass of bog ale over to the soggy tangle of seaweed and mud before elaborating. [color=9e0b0f][i]"The Edge Tavern is the manifestation of the afterlife. You died, you came here"[/i][/color], the demon said before going under the bar to check something. The archdemon had heard that the way this swamp monster died was hilarious, and, pulling out the creature's death certificate, he sure wasn't let down. [color=9e0b0f][i]"Seems you died by slipping on a sharp rock and getting impaled"[/i][/color], Zzubus said, sliding the piece of paper over for it's owner to see.

[@medalliah] & [@LChris314]

The two were really going at it with their conversation, huh? Zzubus was a little surprised to here them [i]flattering[/i] him from across the bar counter as he talked to a few of his other patrons. [color=9e0b0f][i]"Your compliments are nice, but they aren't going to get you free drinks"[/i][/color], the demon said to David from across the bar.

[@shagranoz]

[color=9e0b0f][i]"Death's just the transportation [i][u]to[/u][/i] the bar. This place is a whole other universe in-and-of itself, so unless you have a planar-teleportation elixir, no one's leaving"[/i][/color], the demon explained. [color=9e0b0f][i]"Well, if you want to have enough to sleep comfortably tonight, you might aswell go into the kitchen and start brewing. Be careful, though: There's little disgusting imps everywhere"[/i][/color]

[@RenaKin90]

[color=9e0b0f][i]"Singer, eh? What kind of music, and can you be prepared to sing for 6 hours at a time?"[/i][/color], Zzubus asked.

[@Blueflame]

[color=9e0b0f][i]"Well, what job I give you really depends on what skills you have. So give me a run down, Max, what can you do?"[/i][/color], the demon said. A whole lot of people were wanting jobs at the bar tonight, and extremely early two. Already to slug people had come up asking if they could compensate for eating a table. Zzubus turned to the hanging Kric and asked, [color=9e0b0f][i]"Well how about you, [b][i]Krap[/i][/b]? You wanna job to pay off your debts? Remember, we charge interest around here."[/i][/color]