[quote=@Double Capybara]
[@Kho] Don't worry, I'm on it, a mercenary team of assault emus has already been dispatched.
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[quote=@Antarctic Termite]
Update: The emus came knocking at my door. I gave them directions to the nearest Liquorland and now we're having a pool chair party on my front lawn with a twelve-pack of Corona.

Aussie custom.
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Yeah, Capy, you should have consulted us first. Emus are con artists. The real mercs you want are cassowaries. Those guys are savage.

[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0LWGwew5Wc8/UiM_o2vgo-I/AAAAAAAAp5M/E6l2IhtWVts/s640/cassowary+most+dangerous+bird+in+the+world+5.jpg[/img][img]http://www.amazingaustralia.com.au/animals/pictures/cassowary-attack-2.jpg[/img]

Not even joking. They will fuck you up.