Right. The tea has begun to kick in and coherent thoughts are actually happening.

[i]Trainer players![/i] [b]Here are the things I'd give my left foot to play, would anyone want one of these?[/b] Due to not being allowed to send body parts via the postal system, a drawing of my left foot will have to suffice in lieu of the actual left foot.

[b]In The Order That I Would Give My Left Foot To Play, From "Most Willing To Cut Foot Off" to "Still Want To Play But Not Quite So Willing To Permanently Maim Myself To Do So"[/b]
[i]Togepi[/i], because look at it. Just [i]look[/i] at it.
[i]Cleffa[/i], because... okay, look, I'll be honest, there's going to be a theme here, and it's mostly stuff that makes me go "[i]awww[/i]".
[i]Marill[/i], because it's blue, it's white [i]and[/i], together, we can use Water Gun to deal with those fire types.
[i]Chansey,[/i] because eggs are good for you.
[i]Pancham,[/i] because sometimes you just have to punch things, and I got super excited the first time I got one in Pokemon Y.