[quote=@Simple Unicycle]
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Well I have seven reasons why I can mention them:

1. I've made at least three Spanish Inquisition jokes in my statuses in the last month.
2. Because I can.
3. Because I can.
4. No poofters.
5. Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.
6. There is NO reason number six.
7. No poofters.
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1. You shouldn't, if you make them so much people will expect them, and their weapon is surprise.
2. Memes.
3. Why not.
4. Poofters are bad, have a plumbus.
5. Well my dear sir, your hat looks like an unwashed GYM and your son is Dinkleberg.
6. THERE IS REASON NUMBER SIX, IT'S RIGHT THERE <==
7. No plumbus's.