[quote=@MegaOscarPwn]
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1. You shouldn't, if you make them so much people will expect them, and their weapon is surprise.
2. Memes.
3. Why not.
4. Poofters are bad, have a plumbus.
5. Well my dear sir, your hat looks like an unwashed GYM and your son is Dinkleberg.
6. THERE IS REASON NUMBER SIX, IT'S RIGHT THERE <==
7. No plumbus's.
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1. Excellent point. The Spanish Inquisition must strike fast, hard and undetected...
2. I like your thinking.
3. Why why not is the better question.
4. ... What is this thing for again?
5. How DARE you?! My hat is the finest hat in the world, and I don't even [i]have[/i] a son!
6. Wow, thanks for finding it, I've been looking for it all day!
7. Buh... B-buh... But mah plumbus!