[quote=@Antarctic Termite]
[s]Someone should stick Minus and Heartworm on a date already[/s]
[/quote]

[colour=PaleGoldenrod][i]"What is it that you do in your spare time?"[/i][/colour]
[colour=Pink]"Not much. Speak tersely to myself. Mutilate things and record the results."[/colour]
[colour=PaleGoldenrod][i]"Oh. I mutilate things sometimes."[/i][/colour]
[colour=Pink]"Commonalities."[/colour]
[colour=PaleGoldenrod][i]"..."[/i][/colour]
[colour=Pink]"You rarely initiate subjects. Few in memory."[/colour]
[colour=PaleGoldenrod][i]"Correct. The reasons are inconsequential."[/i][/colour]
[colour=Pink]"I need an assistant. A hain needs to be traumatised. Importance science. It may be an bonding experience. I feel a bond with you. Not emotional. Needs more science first. Want in?"[/colour]
[colour=PaleGoldenrod][i]"Only if I get to dance with the corpse."[/i][/colour]
[colour=Pink]"You are strange."[/colour]
[colour=PaleGoldenrod][i]"No, you."[/i][/colour]
*Mutual monotonous giggling*