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@Double Capybara@Muttonhawk, What you really need, I think, are the Drop Bears.
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@BBeast ...

Mate, there have been too many deaths from drop bears for me to even joke about that. Friends of mine included. I'm sorry, I'm actually really offended.
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@Vec You know what drop bears are, right?
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@BBeast ...

Mate, there have been too many deaths from drop bears for me to even joke about that. Friends of mine included. I'm sorry, I'm actually really offended.


Those drop bears are ruthless creatures. It dragged my father off before another took me in as its young. I only survived by escaping to live with my crocodile brethren.
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@Vec You know what drop bears are, right?


I didn't, but google images fixed that quickly!
Never thought I'd ever be so scared of a koala in my life. Never coming to Australia now, I'll go be a tourist in Afghanistan or Somalia or something. Why'd that creature never come up in all those posters warning tourists about bloody Australia?
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You people think that drop bears are dangerous? What's really dangerous is a shark-riding rapto with rocket launchers. I've seen jus ta couple of these beasts taking out a whole unit of elite soldiers in a matter of instants.



Just look at the horror! The photographer that took this was mauled soon after and the camera had been destroyed. Luckily the photo was restored so we know what we're dealing with now.
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You people think that drop bears are dangerous? What's really dangerous is a shark-riding rapto with rocket launchers. I've seen jus ta couple of these beasts taking out a whole unit of elite soldiers in a matter of instants.



Just look at the horror! The photographer that took this was mauled soon after and the camera had been destroyed. Luckily the photo was restored so we know what we're dealing with now.


Mother of god.
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Well, it's only a short post now. Took me about a month to actually sit down and start it. All I needed was a period of time where I couldn't to any work because the person I'm meant to be meeting about pivotal information is indisposed until Monday.

I guess that means that I finally made a post without needing procrastination to motivate myself. Happy times.

I apologise in advance if either the song goes on too long (thus crudding up the tone of the following scene), and/or for the obnoxious stereotypical Scottish dwarven accents. There's not a lot of development in Galbar's dwarves and I didn't want to hijack them too much.
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I'm already waaaaay too invested in Minus's development. Ugh.

*whispers* robots! with! feelings!

Someone should stick Minus and Heartworm on a date already
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Someone should stick Minus and Heartworm on a date already


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Someone should stick Minus and Heartworm on a date already


"What is it that you do in your spare time?"
"Not much. Speak tersely to myself. Mutilate things and record the results."
"Oh. I mutilate things sometimes."
"Commonalities."
"..."
"You rarely initiate subjects. Few in memory."
"Correct. The reasons are inconsequential."
"I need an assistant. A hain needs to be traumatised. Importance science. It may be an bonding experience. I feel a bond with you. Not emotional. Needs more science first. Want in?"
"Only if I get to dance with the corpse."
"You are strange."
"No, you."
*Mutual monotonous giggling*
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<Snipped quote by Antarctic Termite>

"What is it that you do in your spare time?"
"Not much. Speak tersely to myself. Mutilate things and record the results."
"Oh. I mutilate things sometimes."
"Commonalities."
"..."
"You rarely initiate subjects. Few in memory."
"Correct. The reasons are inconsequential."
"I need an assistant. A hain needs to be traumatised. Importance science. It may be an bonding experience. I feel a bond with you. Not emotional. Needs more science first. Want in?"
"Only if I get to dance with the corpse."
"You are strange."
"No, you."
*Mutual monotonous giggling*


You know what...that might not be so bad...

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*Mutual monotonous giggling*


At the back of the bar, Toun scowls furiously into his (surprisingly expensive) martini while Jvan bangs her head on the table repeatedly mouthing 'whyyyyy'. Elsewhere, Tauga is teaching Majus how to play poker. Majus neglected to tell her to remove her mask before she began and now they're at the point where the tension between the two expressionless weirdos has driven off everyone who was planning to sit near them.

There's not even any money on the table.
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@Antarctic Termite You know what? I'm going to leave the date between Majus and Tauga in your hands. I've done enough shipwrighting for this month.

@Kho Ohohohh...

...ohoho...

...Mno, it would be.
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@Antarctic Termite You know what? I'm going to leave the date between Majus and Tauga in your hands. I've done enough shipwrighting for this month.


I'm not sure if it was a date, but...

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*evil planning noises*
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My blocked sinuses do not allow me to chortle, lest I want to feel the pain of productive coughing.

I hope you are happy, because I'm in pain now.
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My blocked sinuses do not allow me to chortle, lest I want to feel the pain of productive coughing.

I hope you are happy, because I'm in pain now.


I am very much happy.
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