[@Fancy Party]

Let me know if you find anything. I've got roughly the same situation, although I have a smallish city nearby so I can uber there at least. I'm going to try a few social apps and see what happens. 

[@Hylozoist]

I'm pretty much a hermit already, but at least I keep myself looking clean and presentable. Hoping when I go out I can find friends. I have no fear talking to people, I just have a problem with actually making friends since I'm annoying due to wanting to talk a lot and being fairly clingy. lol Lady friends are even harder since ladies in general tend to not want to make friends or deal with guys in general it seems nowadays >.<. At least from my experience. lol

Also that duck in top hat thing sounds like Howard the Duck.