[quote=@Archmage MC]
[@Fancy Party]

Let me know if you find anything. I've got roughly the same situation, although I have a smallish city nearby so I can uber there at least. I'm going to try a few social apps and see what happens. 

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Yeah, I live 2 or 3 miles away from a small town that's basically a gas station and some pawn shops and houses. The nearest city is about 45 minutes away. Though, I'm an hour or two away from 3 different airports. So the friends I do have I can go see when I have the money to travel. 

Good luck though.