[quote=@Kho]
I found a google chrome extension that reads whatever you highlight. Quite good for getting you to focus on reading a post completely in one session; you just highlight, it reads, you follow. Only issue is that it sounds like a female Steven Hawkings. Though I admit it gets soothing after a while.
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Speaking of, one of these days I'm going to try reading/voice-acting one of my posts, just to see what it's like.

Only question is which character I should try. The best candidate at the moment is Violet, thanks to the vaguely paranoid monologues, even if my voice feels too deep for them. 

I considered Heartworm but I can't get the near-monotone vibe quite right. Doesn't sound ominous enough.