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[b][color=lightblue]Name:[/color][/b] Samuel Soros
[b][color=lightblue]Age:[/color][/b] Looks 12, but is actually 23.
[b][color=lightblue]Gender:[/color][/b] Girl ("Guy in real life")
[b][color=lightblue]Gamertag:[/color][/b] [color=hotpink][b]420PRIESTESS_OF_HARAMBE69[/b][/color]

[color=lightblue][b]Appearance:[/b][/color]
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[color=lightblue][b]Personality:[/b][/color] Sam could best be described as a selfish and standoffish individual who prefers to be left alone unless he can somehow benefit from the situation. If he is able to benefit from the situation, then he will quickly become a flirtatious sweetheart who will tend to his target's constant need in hopes of getting free items such as money, memes, and gifts. Sam claims to be distantly related to George Soros and often takes intense interest in conspiracy theories involving the man. He also has an obsession with Harambe which is honestly more prevalent than his obsession with George Soros and the Democratic party.

[color=lightblue][b]Biography:[/b][/color] Sam has been an active user of the internet since he was twelve years old. He would frequent shitty anime MMOs, deviantART, and free anime sites where he would often lie about both his age and gender. These websites would foster his weabooo roots and they would only continue to worsen eleven years later. Now, at the age of twenty-three, Sam can be found watching Filthy Frank when he isn't pretending to be a woman on the Internet. He also plays Steam quite a lot with his current favorite game being the masterpiece simply known as "No Man's Sky".

[color=lightblue][b]Weapons:[/b][/color]
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[*][b][color=lightblue]Primary:[/color][/b] A SMG that has been painted hot pink.
[*][b][color=lightblue]Secondary:[/color][/b] A fuzzy pink cellphone to call for backup.
[*][b][color=lightblue]Melee:[/color][/b] A katana that has Hello Kitty charms attached to it.
[*][b][color=lightblue]Thrown:[/color][/b] Pink ninja stars.
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