Bidding on time? Was this lady trying to say she was some kind of garbage pro? Was this some kind of high-profile trashcan he was unaware of? The gloomy boy shook the filthmaven's hand absentmindedly, finding it unpleasantly sticky. Probably from a juice carton or something.

[color=c4df9b]"Eh?"[/color], the boy said, sounding genuinely surprised. He opened a moist towelette and cleaned off his hand-shaking hand as he spoke.

[color=c4df9b]"Whoa, let's slow down a little, lady... We're trash buddies, don't get me wrong, but I'm not gonna let you touch my deck with your nasty garbage hands. I don't know where those things have been. I, uh... Maybe later, after you take a shower or seven."[/color]

An awkward pause settled over the two. Cicadas chirped in the distance. The boy coughed quietly.

[color=c4df9b]"So, er... Rock-Paper-Scissors, then?"[/color]

Being a great lover of paper and the paper recycling bin, the boy, of course, threw rock.

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[list][*]My character shook your character's hand
[*]My character refused your character's request to see his deck.
[*]My character did rock-paper-scissors (to decide who goes first). 
[*]He threw rock.[/list]
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