[b]Bloodbath:[/b]
A spectre is haunting Europe — the spectre of (Player1).

(Player1) picks up a MAGA hat and runs away.

(Player1) and (Player2) hump like rabid dogs in front of the Cornucopia.

(Player1) seizes the means of production and runs away.

(Player1) grabs (him/her1)self and runs away. 


[b]Day/Night:[/b]
(Player1) catches a cold and spends the rest of the games sick and miserable. 

(Player1) acts ratchet.

(Player1) consumes the flesh of the last player to die. 

(Player1) finds a hidden city built of memes and claims it for (his/her1) own. 

(Player1) gets a rash in an embarrassing place, finds a hidden spot in the jungle to treat it. 


[b]Kills:[/b]
(Player1) gouges (Player2)'s eyes out and stuffs them down(his/her2) throat, killing (him/her2).

(Player1) captures (Player2) alive, ties (him/her2) up, and flays (his/her2) skin a little each day to fry as crackling for both of them to eat. (Player2) eventually dies from (his/her2) injuries. 

(Player1) dies of a broken heart. 

(Player1) rolls over onto (his/her1) campfire while sleeping, combusts, and burns to death.  

(Player1) dies peacefully in (his/her1) sleep from natural causes.