[h1][color=hotpink]Caora Uan Artzain[/color][/h1]

It took Caora a solid minute to work out uust what he had done wrong. The logoc was long winded and fraught with errors, but I'll break it down.

1) He left his only companion outside.
2) He had backed himself into a corner with no means of escape
3) He was hidden in enemy territory, rather than somewhere safe.

So it was hard to feel like he hadnt, as you say, "dun goofed". Poor creature was having a mild panic attack.

[color=hotpink]"Oh gosh..."[/color] he whispered to himself. [color=hotpink]"Oh gosh, oh gosh, oh gosh..."[/color]

Wait, what was he doing!? He couldnt afford to hide away! He needed to show his bravery and stand his ground like a man!
And face a slow, painful death by suffocation...
Yeah, on second thoughts, the cupboard wasn't that bad. It was warm and dry and had some... Interesting articles of clothing. Look, this one had a moth-hole! And this one had a funny pattern and [i]this[/i] one...

[colour=SlateBlue]"U-um, Caora... I have your Sheep... I-if you come out, I-I'll give it back to you. A-and the book..!"[/colour] 

That monster! He had Fang! H-he had to save him! Failure was not an option!

Caora burst out of the cupboard with a flourish. [color=hotpink]"GIVE HIM BACK, YOU BIG, DUMB MEANIE!!!"[/color]

Unfortunately for the trap, he snagged himself on a stray jumper. Instead of pulling a Big Damn Hero moment like he wanted, he stumbled and fell flat on his face.

From his place on the floor, he looked up at Shaun with a frowny face. Much like his Super Serious face, his Frowny Face was not his regular Frowny Face, but a Super Frowny Face. Fang being taken certainly warranted a Super Frowny moment. What was the difference between Frownh and Super Frowny? Well, the Super Frowny face had a little frowny pout as well as angry eyes. It was the physical equivalent of your dad saying "I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed" - you knew he was angry, but he was trying to pass it off as being upset.

[color=hotpink]"Mr Spider."[/color] he began. [color=hotpink]"You will unhand my stalwart companion, then you will escort me to the Break Room, where you will stand trial for being the Culprit of the Mystery of the Super Mysteriously Mysterious Book."[/color]

Nailed it!

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