I nominate myself and Wizard Dog
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(Player 1) runs away from his/her responsibilities

(Player 1) cringes to death upon seeing (Pony Player 2)

(Player 1) awwws to death upon seeing (Pony Player 2)

(Player 1) drinks a cup of his/her tears

(Player 1) hunts for those emails and females

(Player 1) makes an altar to sacrifice (Player 2)/an animal to the Elder Gods
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