[quote=@ArenaSnow]
Edit: Oh, and they called us communists, so [url=http://the100.ru/images/geniusez/id963/12stalin.jpg]why not oblige them.[/url]
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We already got Stalin on our team, I think that's who he was reacting to actually.

Let's get some good gommunism in there tho

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El Presidente

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Jason Unruhe

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The Spectre of Communism

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The Proletariat

There, NOW we are communism.

And some more events so we continue to take the lead in that department.

[b]Bloodbath:[/b]

<FATAL> (Player1) gets wedged in their podium and is crushed to death by its mechanisms. 

(Player1) is starstruck by meeting (Player2) for the first time.

(Player1) sits down in the dirt and cries for mommy.


[b]Day/Night[/b]

(Player1) gathers and smokes reefer.

(Player1) contracts a venereal disease from a band of transient monkeys. 

(Player1) finds a turtle, makes turtle soup, and fashions its shell into a helmet. 

(Player1) pretends they are in minecraft and builds a very square home out of square-meter blocks of mud. 

(Player1) and (Player2) climb a tree and make love in its branches.


[b]Day/Night Fatal[/b]

(Player1) holds (Player2)'s head down in a nest of bullet ants until their bites kill (him/her2).

(Player1) dies of a heart attack alone in the woods.

(Player1) contracts hypothermia and wanders the woods confused, stripping off bits of clothing until (he/she1) dies of exposure. 

(Player1) thrusts (his/her1) hand into (Player2)'s chest and pulls out (his/her2) beating heart, letting (him/her2) see it before (he/she2) dies. 

(Player1) receives poison from an unknown sponsor, but (he/she1) thinks it is soda and drinks it, accidentally killing (him/her1)self.