[quote=@Vilageidiotx]
Dude, there's little old ladies out there dyeing their heads to look like "the fun grandma." If you think dyed hair is political, you gotta get out of Ogden or somethin'

now i definitely won't be dyeing my hair, because i'm a big guy, and i know i'd be sending the wrong signals to gay dudes, which would be cruel. plus it costs money to dye hair, and i don't like spending money. 
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Old ladies can do what they want. It's more complicated for guys, as your own predicament shows.