[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlBnJ0egT_4[/youtube] [img]http://orig12.deviantart.net/75c1/f/2017/029/c/3/1_by_aaronmk-dax8mjw.jpg[/img] Yes ladies and gentlemen, today it is on. The first two-site Hunger games pitting the Friendship is Gaming-Equestria Daily Forums and the RolePlayerGuild Spam board against one another in not just a team battle, but a death match! A team death match? Team death free for all? Oh well, someone smarter than me will work that one. The victor will be declared based on whoever is left standing, and which community he, she, or it is from. Further: boards will be judged on kills. So pray people, pray to RNGesus that your side gets the highest body count. And now: get ready to die! [img]http://orig01.deviantart.net/8ea6/f/2017/029/c/a/2_by_aaronmk-dax8mke.jpg[/img] Well ladies and gentleme we are off to another thrilling hunger games, and now the horn has sounded we begin to ruthlessly judge competitor intentions and strengths as the people scatter. RPGuild's Druth was quick to scatter, while unrest unfolds among Fig ranks, Chibi and Vin have begun fighting for a bag. What's in the bag? Who knows. But Indigo Montoya got a canteen of water and a pagan cat got explosives. Off the bat in this early start the Guild has acquired an early elite lead in terms of resources. But I'm not covering the Cornucopia, we got more to go! Fleight and panic prevail as the specter over Europe is revealed to be Octavia. What fail mechanization does he-she-it-I-dunno-they-never-post have for the greater games? Such knowledge is shrouded still in mystery and the full intrigue will never come to full light, it may just be as well hidden as the court spymaster of the Karling, or his own high native intrigue stat. but while terror has gripped the hearts of Europe, Borg, Nova, Gandhi, and a squirrel help each other to collect as much swag as possible and splitting it among themselves before bolting in their own separate directions. A foundation for an alliance, me thinks. And following the Spectre of Communism, Karl Marx flees the Cornucopia after being spooped by comrade Broby. Joseph Stalin however recognizes the bourgeoisie plot for what it is, and despite being of the political bourgeoisie class himself refuses to move and remains put until the madness settles. Gustav Mannerheim though totally passes up the fuel depot hidden inside for the tank, but the tank itself neglects the extra diesel and instead scoops up food for the tankers that operate it. Clocktower Echoes is overwhelmed emotionally and cries. More charity between UltimateAI, BadShot, Sethisto, and Discord chat services. The Figs in their later resource rush are for sure more cohesive than the early birds. [img]http://orig06.deviantart.net/3aff/f/2017/029/b/5/true_2_by_aaronmk-dax8o8c.jpg[/img] As the competitors scatter into the wilderness. Allyster and Vizzini the Inconceivable are the first to meet in this second stage and Vizzini is quickly put under Allyster's spell and is enslaved. The basket of deplorables is scarred by an anime fox. And while not straight out of the gate, Skyrazer still dies in the early phase of the games, killed by Q, another non-poster. Cynder gathers up some nuts. Wizard Dog, undoubtably trained in the shitposting arts casts a spell to bombard Vilage with Korean advertisements. The legendary Broby makes a legendary slingshot. The veteran of many games probably hears the murder of Azalea as Stalin kills her with a tree branch. The chat service Discord frightens Diablo, who probably met his doom in many a multiplayer game of his own Diablo series when friends coordinate their banter in its streamlined, better-than-Skype service. And the Mr Bates and killed by Procellus. And all is right in the world when Karl Marx discovers the values of his own system of economics. But really there's so much stuff going on right now I can't make any sense of it all. So let's move on. [img]http://orig01.deviantart.net/5a87/f/2017/029/b/b/3_by_aaronmk-dax8mkl.jpg[/img] These are the dead, blessed are they in their dead-ness.