[color=gold]"Fiiiidlestiiiiicks, oh Fiiiiiiidlestiiiiiicks" cooed Vanessa. 

She stood in the middle of a field of yellow tulips. Her light blue sun dress billowed playfully in the breeze. It matched the sunny clear blue sky. Her cute glasses glistened above her even cuter smile. 

"Do you want some honey braised ribs Fiddlesticks?" Vanessa cooed again. 

"Come to me Fiddlesticks" Vanessa beckoned. 

Fiddlesticks approached her slowly. Vanessas coy smile teased accross her face. They stood close together, facing each other. Fiddlesticks gazed up at her. She gazed down at him. Her eyes fluttered slowly and suggestively. 

All of a sudden, Fiddlesticks felt something poke his face repeatedly. The protubarance which poked him reached around from behind.

"Hey, wake up, hey, hey, hey!" demanded the metallic and squeaky high pitched voice. 

Fiddlesticks turned around slowly, shaking in his boots. It belonged to one of the most terrifying creations in the galaxy, an arachnibot. It was a giant chrome coloured metallic tarantula the size of a buffalo. It eyes were glowing red. [/color]

"Aaaaahhhh!! Arachnibot!" screamed Fiddlesticks. 

He flailed his limbs about, in a vain attempt to defend against dream monsters. Fiddlesticks batted some metallic device away then promptly fell off of his bed. He laid on the floor of his quarters in a tangle of bed sheets. The metallic device was also on the floor, right next to him. It was the ladybug cleaning bot with the woollen Christmas socks. 

Fiddlesticks sat bolt upright then reached out to pick the cleaner bot up. He inspected it for any damages that may have occurred in their scuffle. Not a scratch was found. He then proceeded to shake it gently. He didn't hear any parts rattling around inside. Fiddlesticks breathed a sigh of relief. It wasn't damaged at all. Still, he did feel a little guilty.

"What were you doing you crazy little thing?" Fiddlesticks asked of the ladybug cleaner bot, with a hint of adoration.