[quote=@catchamber]
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Relative to the hundreds of millions that lack clean water, decent food, and the ability to read and write, you're rich.

So, do you want me to bring out the whips, or just kick you into a pit of lava?
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I'd personally prefer ten years hard labor and scrubbing things with seized, communally owned toothbrushes. If I absolutely have to die ASAP then line me up against a wall with the rest of the white people thanks.

[quote=@Arkaquiavel]
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But if Spam isn't a democracy, what is it? A communist dictatorship? If it is, who's the leader?
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It's an anarchist commune, silly.