Here's my question: You're at your computer, sipping your slurm, and suddenly inspiration hits you. You're suddenly an epic-level PC! 

Any race, class, prc. https://sonneriesgratuite.com/

What do you do? (feel free to interact and counter one another). You're in modern... wherever you are.

I'll go first: I fix my heater! bwah-hahahhaha. Urm, ok, then I (obviously an Archmage of considerable might) create a giant floating citadel and an army of winged monkeys to enforce my will upon Toronto. Hmmm... monkey-themed roller-casters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZlnMmQjac0