You obtain a jar of dirt, but the rum's all gone.

I wish to quickly produce [i][b]s̛̗p̧̹̫i̲͙͡ͅͅc͏̩̪̮̳y̥̩ ̧̫m̙̣͎̳͙͕͞ȩm͈͚e͏̗̺̲̬̹s̢̜̘͈̝̟͙ [/b][/i] at an alarmingly safe pace.