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Well.

That was certainly a fight. In six minutes, Team Scorgasm was utterly, completely devastated by the superior 1v1 abilities of Team Abusement Park. It was thoroughly impressive, really, that they managed to take down a team that was filled to the brim with extremely powerful abilities. From Siena, who seemed to…teleport, track, and then mind control? To Callan with her superhuman physique, dragon boy with his fire breathing horse-dragon form, and Kusari with her immortality that allowed her to shapeshift, there was practically no weak link in their group. And yet they were still cleanly defeated by the opposition?

In the observation room, the amethyst-eyed youth couldn’t help but applaud their efforts, especially that of Grant’s. Damn, who would have thought that someone who spent three entire days [i]sleeping[/i] would have practically carried his entire team? There were a surprising amount of times where things would have gone extremely awry without 2chainz’s power, and ultimately, Brent now REALLY wanted to take the sleepy-eyed bastard out for dinner.

He was still smiling to himself as Daisy pulled out a whole box of PENS.

Dude seriously gave Callan a run for her money, even if the sick emo dude from the track also did some real heavy duty work.

Taking a handful of bite-sized Kit Kats and a pen with a Mickey Mouse head attached to it, Brent spun the writing utensil between his fingers, before settling down. The smile faded from his face as he set the nib against the paper. Flag football was just a game, but peer review was dead serious.

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[h1]General Thoughts[/h1]
Was this a team game, or a bunch of one-on-one matches? Abusement Park won as well as they did because they had slightly more teamwork than Scorgasms, but even then, there were way too many points where more communication could have made for a closer fight. Scorgasm failed to capitalize on Siena’s large variety of powers, all of which were immensely powerful. Similarly, Marcus’s own potential was practically wasted, his own form of instant movement (?) used fairly ineffectively.

Generally speaking, there’s nothing general at all about this fight, because it was mainly kept on an individual basis. Which is a hell of a problem.

[h1]Suggested Improvements[/h1]
Scorgasms
Siena was wasted on healer acquisition. If she could teleport and bring others along with her, she’d be absolutely devastating against the backline of Abusement Park. Grant, the MVP, would have instantly been captured and ganked if Siena didn’t just disappear to search for their healer. The very fact that she abandoned the fight so early, without even taking time to see how the battle was going to pan out, meant that she was leaving her companions outnumbered, against opponents that could definitely overwhelm them.

Kusari had a good thing going, but overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer and she ultimately failed to get even one person out. Had a promising headstart by brutalizing the poor scar-faced kid, but then decided to what, pretend to be a supervillain and spent time talking, thus losing two flags in the process? And after that, wasted even more time tearing off her own limbs to transform, instead of just beating the snot out of Marcus with her current abilities? If she just continued to punch and knee him, she could snatch his flags and get him out. The lack of focus on her part screwed her over even further when she decided to go after Angel instead of confirming her ‘kill’. Wasn’t like Angel was already unconscious, after all, while Marcus easily would be once he got clobbered on the head a few more times.

Chris messed up in the very first exchange. I’ll assume he has some sort of bestial fury in his transformed state, but even that was stupid. What sort of ‘beast’ leaps OVER the head of a being that could shatter his dragonscale plates? Exposing your belly, even in a brief instant, is a bad move. He could have been taken down much faster if Sander had reacted accordingly and tore a hole into his belly. Similarly, if he only had one dragon’s breath, he shouldn’t have wasted it on a smokescreen of all things. The flames may have been hot enough to burn flags off, so, really…breath flames onto super strong bloodsucker and knock him out of the game immediately? Or use it for a variety of other purposes? Suffered from the same ‘villain’ syndrome of Kusari though. Just a little more force could have sealed Angel’s fate and made her ripe for the plucking (bad way of saying that? Probably), but instead, he took his sweet time taking the flags and got destroyed for his efforts.

Callan did well, really. She fought fairly effectively, but seemed to have forgotten one thing. Just because Sander’s superhuman doesn’t mean he’s heavier than a car. In her fight against Sander and Grant, the main threat was Grant, while Sander was just spending all his time protecting 2chainz. So why, when she had the opportunity to throw Sander, did she throw Sander AT Grant? If she threw him away, preferably utilizing enough superstrength to send him into a building (dude had invulnerability, he’s not going to die), Grant would finally be alone, and Callan would have a higher chance of taking him.

Not that she would be able to if Grant also remembered that whole ‘superhuman doesn’t mean fatass’ combo. Right from the getgo, when he snatched Callan’s first two flags, he could have instead grabbed her by her clothing instead, and lifted her off the ground. She doesn’t have dragon’s breath or tentacle arms, and thus, has no range outside of her fists. In the air, she’s helpless. Of course, Grant performed effectively regardless, but he has two chains for grabbing things. If one kept Callan airborne, the other can easily snatch all her flags, no problem. Seriously, she doesn’t even have eye beams. Props though. His ingenuity in dealing with Siena’s mind control was great. Hilarious even.

Marcus got destroyed, but that one instance where he was able to take two flags from Kusari in the blink of an eye was badass. Was a bad idea for him to approach Kusari though, when he could have gone after the dragon’s hoard while Angel was going dovahkin on its ass. Wonder why he didn’t? What sort of logic possessed him to run headfirst at a physically superhuman existence, when he didn’t even have a weapon?

Can’t say much about Sander, but…he did his job well. Props to the dude. He was the muscle that shielded Grant’s brains. And unlike Kusari and Chris, he didn’t do a villainous monologue or whatever when he finally had an advantage on Callan. So yeah, props.

Angel was good. If she made this a team fight, her ability to stun people with her screams would be great. It would literally be their one way of locking down the teleporting menace that is Siena. But instead, she went for combat on an individual basis, and [i]should[/i] have lost against dragon-boy. Thankfully, Siena wasn’t a teleporting menace…but that doesn’t change the fact that she could have been.

Ultimately, with a strategy beyond deciding who to face off against, Team Scorgasm could have come out on top with a smart application of Siena’s teleportation and Callan’s superstrength. But they didn’t.

So they got completely wiped out instead.
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With that, Brent let out a satisfied sigh and folded his evaluation form into a frog.

[color=B0C4DE]“Here you go, Daisy~!”[/color]