[quote=@BBeast]
To measure gravity, Teknall had constructed a large rectangular slab of solid osmium, weighing half a million tonnes, with a very sensitive gravimeter attached to one face.
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Ok but can we talk about how much I love this sentence

"Hey, are you going to use some super advanced technomancy to measure gravity?"
[color=Peru]"Nope, I'm gonna Occam's Razor this one."[/color]

[i]*breaks off an apartment-sized block of osmium from the Cadbury osmium bar*[/i]

[color=Peru]"Maybe it's hungry."[/color]