Um. I fell asleep somewhere between 3 or 4 AM, my left nostril is shot to hell but I'm not sick enough to have called off from work (screw my immune system, such a tease), and I hit traffic All. The. Way. To. Work. Half of my path should have been clear as per Google, but there was some idiot who drove himself against a pole 5 minutes from work, thus making my entire commute hell.

But hey, at least it's Friday!