Nonsense. What you should do is have one of the soldiers go up to Orchid (he should still be up at 4 Hp since he's only take half bludgeoning from falling) and tell Orchid that he has never seen anything like what he did since Sir Pecs Flexington used her arcane swole to hold down a tornado en route to the village, using her buldging biceps and some of her wizardry to wrestle the natural disaster into submission.

And that is why Orchid has a level in Wizard.