[quote=@Keyguyperson]
<Snipped quote by ClocktowerEchos>

Throwing the pommel? Barbaric. What you need to do is deconstruct the hilt and stab their left thigh using its tang.
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>Deconstructs hilt
>Stabs left thigh with tang
>Calls me "barbaric"

wew look whose talking boyo
what kind of uncouth and crude method is that?
True gentlement-knight-warrior-ninja-rangers-champions stab in the left [i]kidney[/i] with the cross guard which they expertly deconstruct in exactly 1.2526543687465657434π second because they study the way of the blade, swearing to live and die by the blade, while everyone else is busying "being social" or "having a life".