>mfw nobody realizes that time crystals are the key to collapsing the universal wavefunction and bringing about the end of 11-dimensional reality, thus ending literally all possible forms of inequality through the complete destruction of everything, thus fulfilling the original wishes of Marx as laid out in the Gommunist Manifesto.

[quote=@catchamber]
I'll tie your ass onto a bicycle while shoving a tube up your anus, so you can generate electricity and methane for my self sufficient space colony.
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So that one episode of Blackmirror, except somehow more dystopian?

(Also I'm stealing this one, except the space colony doesn't have money and the bicycles are run by the bourgeoisie)