[b][color=9e0b0f]Official Welcoming Committee Greeter[/color][/b]

"Hey there..."

"How you doing?"

"Welcome to the guild, few things to tell you."

First rule of the guild is
-Be Fonz Cool

If somebody is giving you grief or just being strange don't be afraid to report them cuz they are not being Fonz Cool

If anybody other than me offers you food do not accept it.  I am the most trustworthy person on the site when it comes to food and drinks.

Watch out for the odd animals such as the little monkey with a diaper on, there are several others to watch out for and you will recognize them if you see them usually

Welcome to the guild though and feel free to shoot any questions my way, I should be able to help you out if you need it.
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