[quote=@Mega Birb]
I hate to ask someone to assume the role of Gecko but can one of you kindly give me the jist of what's happened so far?
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Well this is a story all about how an elven princess flipped our lives upside down! And if you'd like to take a minute just to sit right there (no, there) then I'll tell you all about how we became saviours of a town called Riverhope.

In an inn called [i]The Hearth and Flagon[/i] our banners were raised and on the road we've spent most of our days, teleported to a grove and walking upside a swamp when a bog monster who was up to no good! Started causing trouble in our neighbourhood! We got in one little fight and a lizardman joined us and said "We're toates gonna go kill some dark elves."

Uuuuuuuhhhhh, I woke up seven minutes ago it's too early for mediocre improv like this

Let's start from the beginning. We got hired by an Elven princess because bad news was happening across the realm, essentially vampires and the likes were starting trouble and world-ending rituals because that's what they do. So we started off in hopes of finding some lizardmen who would be good guides and meeting up with the princesses half sister for more info. Luckily in a swamp we encountered Argon who was fighting a bog monster and beat the snot out of it (the bog monster not Argon)

After that we rolled on over to pretty much where we are now, meeting a captured Andred knight who sorta released a dragon or something along those lines and we are all debating whether to hunt the thing, talk with the thing or ignore it entirely because it ain't our business (the dragon, not the knight Jezebeth). I don't think I really missed anything?