I am looking to do an RP. It can have smut in it, but I'm really looking for a good story.

-Will do any pairing (MxF, FxF, MxM) 
-Player must be 18+
-Must be willing to do romance
-Must be into my kinks, or at least tolerate them.
-Needs to write at least as well as I. (preferably better)

Here are some various plot ideas I thought up. 

[hider=Take me now, The musical!]

It's a 1940s "dark-deco" world. Your character becomes infatuated with my character on first sight. Little do they know that my character is a tentacle monster!

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[hider=Jungle Boogie]

It's a Tarzan clone. Your character becomes infatuated with my character on first sight. Little do they know that my character can shape-shift into a tentacle monster!

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[hider=My Castle Window]

It's a might and magic servant/master setting. Your character becomes infatuated with my character on first sight. Little do they know that my character is cursed, and at night turns into a tentacle monster!

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[hider=Follow my thread]

It's about two people who sew stuff. Your character becomes infatuated with my character on first sight. Little do they know that my character is a tentacle monster! But only when they get pricked by a needle, which happens way to often.

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[hider=Spread Like Butter]

It's about two people in a creamery. Your character becomes infatuated with my character after tasting their butter. Little do they know that my character used their own tentacles for the recipe. Because they are secretly a tentacle monster!

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[hider=Depths of my caverns]

It's about a dungeon master and his dungeon. Your character becomes infatuated with my character at first sight. Largely because they are a tentacle monster!

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You can propose something entirely original if you'd like too. I'm into:

-Romance
-Love at first sight
-Tentacle surprise. 
- I'm going to be the monster, period. 


EDIT: Okay, I'm actually receiving PM responses for this. I wasn't serious guys. The whole thing was a joke.