[quote=@POOHEAD189]
If you get trapped in a TFF trap, then you're screwed. Because that means you rolled a 1. 
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Oh no, if it's my trap than it's more than likely you've rolled at least three ones in a row. AT LEAST

Edit: And it's probably a pit filled with alcohol, fizzy drink bottles and ice cream tubs that magically don't make you fat, making everyone else hate you. That'll cushion your fall because I don't want you to die

Edit 2: And I've probably written a note at the bottom saying sorry for any inconvenience it's not personal it was just a job. And explaining exactly how to get out 

Edit 3: The real trap is that no matter what you try and do fate will endeavour to ruin it for you and you'll end up sad and lonely at a dead end in life by the time you reach twenty. Yaaaaaaayyyy