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Hidden 7 yrs ago → 7 yrs ago Post by Little Bill
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Three lifeforms currently exist, each as boring and unevolved as the last. The Bo, Ry, and Qx.




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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Asura
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+1 Qx.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by BrobyDDark
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+1 Ry
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+Sexiness trait to Qx (let's see where this goes)
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The QX has evolved eyes and a distinct hourglass shape.
The RY has evolved eyes.
The BO has evolved nothing.
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+1 Qx.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Mae
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+1 Ry in the hopes it might one day evolve into a beautiful herbivore
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+Body Odor trait to BO
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+1 eldritch tentacles to Ry
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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Mae
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@BrobyDDark eldritch abomination it is.
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The RY has evolved the rounded teeth of an herbivore.
The QX has evolved thin, fleshy appendages and increased mobility.
The BO, which remains blind and immobile, has evolved stench.
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+1 Ry
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Asura
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+1 Qx.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by PlatinumSkink
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+BO, I want to give him the ability to roll around like the ball he is.
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+1 BO

+BO antenna that intercepts an endless stream of insane clown pose music.

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+RY strong thighs trait (to squash the heads of it's enemies like sparrow's egg)
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by BrobyDDark
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+1 eldritch tentacles to Ry
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Little Bill
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@BrobyDDark You can't use three turns in a row on the same species, but I'll let you get this mulligan for thematic reasons.
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+1 Communism on the Qx
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The BO has evolved ANTENNAE and SONAR. It is an FILTER-FEEDER that eats tiny insects attracted to its STENCH. It has also evolved a thick layer of FAT in addition to its body odor. How charming.

The RY has evolved appendages, including thicker legs for bipedal movement. It is an herbivore that eats dead leaves and fallen fruit. Way to go, guys.

The QX has mutated, and the dominant strain is now that of a fish-catching OMNIVORE that can sustain itself on seaweed for a short period. Not like it's four pages from the fucking APOCALYPSE or anything.


Next turn jumps timeline forward an extra few billion years, and gets to choose
• BO diet
• +1 Environment of your choice
• A number between 1-10 (Because of Reasons)

so hop to it.
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