@Silver Fox

Ja'Far: "...Phalanx, thou must learn the ways of social etiquette and decency. First rule, thou must restrict the length of thine speeches." *sighs and pats her on the back*

@Silver Fox

I'm debating whether to actual IC RP this interaction happening to prevent Phalanx from repeating an incident like this but I think it'll cause great amusement in the future.

Evil bad guy: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE INFIDELS?"

Phalanx: "We are here to arrest the following Evil Bad Guys for the charges that follow. Second degree murder, theft, illegal transfer of rare MLP figurines and kidnappings of several MLP pop idols. Also suspected of-" *rattles on and about charges and the history of the generic evil bad guy*

Evil bad guy: *begs on knees as Phalanx reveals more embarrassing court charges* "HAVE MERCY! PLEASE DONT REVEAL MY EXTRANET HISTORY!"

Ja'Far: *sweatdrops*

_{Never, ever search up clop clop on google images. Ever.}

@Silver Fox No, eventually, we'd just get a single post that filled a full page, and a lot of horrified RPers who want nothing more than to back out

@Silver Fox

Ja'Far will make it a habit to try and interrupt the Geth before she even speaks.

"Phalanx... just, just stop. Thou and I art behind and thine art still reciting miń grocery list. Just grab the ale now as to not tarry any further."

@SgtEasy HE'S CAUSING PROBLEMS RIGHT NOW