I feel as if I'm the only one in the world who listens to Kakos Industries. Consider this a desperate call to see if there really are any other shareholders out there.

For those of you with no idea what I'm talking about, it's best to stop listening now. Announcements are for shareholders only, and the consequences of unapproved listening can be... Severe. 

[s]okay but seriously[/s]

Kakos Industries is a podcast in the format of the corporate announcements of a company (Kakos Industries) that does Evil. Chances are all the evils you've encountered were probably their fault. These announcements definitely earn their "explicit" rating, but if you're interested in hilarious, morally grey, and often racy ramblings of an evil CEO, you're in for a real treat.